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If Chief Brody Had To Deal With Normal Small Town Bureaucracy In Jaws

How To Sell Nothing For Something On Amazon

You Want a Pucci Sundress, I Want A Human Dog BedđŸ¶Plus: Global Warming and Fun Airplane Facts

How Not To Do Yoga

The Girl At My Father's Funeral

Does Anybody On Nextdoor Know Anything About the Giant Glowing Orb at the Corner of Taylor Street and Felicity Lane?

The Sexification of the GOP: Madison Gesiotto Gilbert

If You Want Something Done, Right or Not So Right, You Gotta Do It Yourself

How I Reframe Every Single Rejection of My Work by McSweeney’s

Weird Instagram Food with A Dash of Gastro Obscura and FOMOOF (an acronym I just made up)

Still Crazy After All These Years

You, Too, Can Open Your Own Branch of the BMV

Another Goddamn Day In Shit City

Taxidermy Is For The Children

I Won’t Rest Until I Have A Labradoodlechiweenie Gerberianshepsky To Call My Own

The Agony and The Ecstasy of Subscribing to Stuff

The '80s Were Bitchin'

TikTok's Dark Allure

Vagina Ghosts and The Challenge of Defending The Mentally Ill

The Horror of Running Into Someone You Know

You Can’t Win If You Don’t Play

That Time I Uncovered A Cult

I Went To School With A Murderer

Everybody's All-American

I Have A Plastic Monkey On My Back

Mediocre Pudding

Everybody Has An Excuse

Almost Nobody Actually Uses Twitter And Other Things I Can't Wrap My Head Around

Killing Time, Plus Some COVID Crime

I Have Decided To Become A Hypermiler

Me And The Pig Man

The Happiness Project

How The Law Really Works

Food Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy

The Most Boring Place On Earth

The Department of Bad Ideas

Everything Changes