Does Anybody On Nextdoor Know Anything About the Giant Glowing Orb at the Corner of Taylor Street and Felicity Lane?
Your Cloverdale neighbors
Jerome S.
Does anybody know what is going in at the corner of Taylor and Felicity? There wasn’t anything there yesterday except a vacant lot, and today there’s a glowing blue orb.
Tim W.
I don’t know anything about a glowing blue orb — maybe lay off the Coors, Jerry — but I do know there’s a giant silver tower there now, kinda looks like a dildo.
Betty S.
Please refrain from that sort of language, Tim, thanks.
Vernon L.
It’s probably a vaccine dispencer put in by the government.
Jerome S.
How would that even work, Vernon? And that’s not how you spell dispenser.
Vernon L.
They made a spray to gas us all with the vaccine and make us magnetic.
Brian Q.
Does anybody else have intrusive thoughts when they drive by The Dick? Thoughts that seem to come from an outside source in a language you don’t understand, and yet, do?
Betty S.
The gentlemen from NASA are calling the object UO176P25A, so I wish everyone else would use that designation as well instead of using profanity. Thanks.
Jerome S.
And btw, I don’t drink Coors, Tim. I don’t live in a trailer park.
Ashley M.
The unhoused and disenfranchised don’t deserve to be treated as less than. Many forms of modular housing are environmentally friendly and may be the answer to overpopulation pressures throughout the Third World.
Chad M.
Hey Ash, are you still selling vape cartridges at a discount?
Ashley M.
DM me.
Peter L.
Look, the Mother Ship is blocking all the light and now my electricity bill is going to go through the roof. When is somebody going to do something about this?
Vernon L.
If Donnie was still in charge, he’d get to the bottom of this right quick. It’s probably the Chinese.
Jerome S.
Since when are the Chinese diaphanous elongated entities of pure thought, Vernon? Did that happen last week and it just didn’t make the news? Seriously. Stop talking.
Matthew T.
I think we’re all going a little overboard with this. Maybe a superior race that intends to enslave us and use our thoughts to fuel their unimaginably advanced civilization is just what the Earth needs right now. Hail Xanthu.
Betty S.
The tanks are driving too fast down Orchard, that’s a 25 mph zone. What if somebody’s child darts into the street and is struck by a M1A2 Abrams?
Norman S.
None of this is even real. Wake up, sheeple. The Democrats are just trying to distract us from the mess Biden’s made of the economy. Hail Xanthu the Destroyer of Worlds.
Jerome S.
OMFG, Biden has nothing to do with the economy. There are massive, macro-level forces at work that determine inflation and price structures globally, Praise Xanthu.
Carl T.
My aunt took the vaccine and now she can pick up the radio with her dentures.
Betty S.
Welcome Xanthu, I give you my essence. And my yard sale, apparently. Nobody’s going to come out for that when the Army is pointing lasers at The Dick. Sorry, I mean, object UO176P25A.
Lyle S.
Every single channel is preempted by Xanthu and his stupid glowing visage. I’d rather watch Trump. No, I take that back.
Vernon L.
If-
*everybody*
SHUT UP, VERNON.
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