Hi, I’m Bev. I’m sitting at a kitchen table in Ohio, but I still think of myself as a “digital nomad” because sometimes I blog from my bed. And when I’m really feeling adventurous, I sit out on my front porch where the carbon monoxide fumes from passing traffic really add that little something extra to my writing.

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1st Place Winner online humor in the National Society of Newspaper Columnists 2023 Contest, Honorable Mention in the 2024 Erma Bombeck Writing Competition. Hankerin' to start a podcast.

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