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Evil Dolls of the World, Unite!
You have nothing to lose but your coveralls
Dec 14
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Adventures In Recycling
Care about the planet, you ungrateful pieces of shit
Dec 7
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November 2025
A Letter to My Neighbors Regarding Responsible Duck Ownership
Or maybe they're geese. Whatever. I'm not Jane Goodall
Nov 23
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An Apology From the Pentagon for Blowing Up Your Disney Cruise
Fighting the war on drugs, one Disney Adult at a time
Nov 17
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Don’t Even Joke About a 50-Year Mortgage
How to flush the one thing you have going for you straight down the toilet
Nov 15
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Thank You for Giving Me One Trillion Dollars
I know it’s for the sex robots
Nov 10
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Being Insulted on the Internet by Strangers
On the Lord's day
Nov 9
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People Keep Dying at Disney World
Maybe they saw the price of a beer
Nov 7
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October 2025
The Film That Scared Me Most as an Adult
Who’s afraid of noises in the woods and some weird sticks? Me, that’s who
Oct 31
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Please Sign My Petition to Have Opera at the Super Bowl
I’d rather listen to Luciano Pavarotti dead than any country music singer alive
Oct 21
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I’d Like to Apologize to Everyone for Obeying the Speed Limit
I didn’t know I was being tailgated by royalty
Oct 19
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Just Two Guys Out on a Frozen Lake Shooting at Each Other for Fun
Stupidity was not invented yesterday
Oct 12
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