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I’ve Decided to Use an Hourglass to Tell Time
Please plan accordingly.
Apr 21
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March 2024
I Was a Prostitute on Facebook Marketplace
The dating site for hoarders.
Mar 31
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I Was a Prostitute on Facebook Marketplace
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Congratulations On Your Purchase of a Frigidaire Chest Freezer
Say hello to convenience and goodbye to your food!
Mar 24
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A Note To The Person Who Parked Right Next To Me In An Empty Parking Lot
Really, I’m flattered, but get away from me.
Mar 17
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I Hate Being Sober
No, I don't "feel better than I've ever felt in my life."
Mar 10
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Let’s Bring Back The Nervous Breakdown
I want to fall apart glamorously.
Mar 3
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February 2024
My Husband’s Mistress Sold Her Life Story to The Daily Mail
Let’s talk about that.
Feb 25
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My Husband’s Mistress Sold Her Life Story to The Daily Mail
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The One Where I Find Out I’m Adopted
File this under "Incredibly bad timing."
Feb 18
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My Mom Died and I Found the First Humor Piece I Ever Wrote
See if you can pinpoint the exact moment it goes off the rails.
Feb 11
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My Mom Died and I Found the First Humor Piece I Ever Wrote
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January 2024
The Marketing Genius Behind Cat Litter Ads
Or how to ignore every disgusting thing you know about cats.
Jan 7
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Bev Potter
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December 2023
Your Health Insurance Company Explains Why Your Eyes and Teeth Are Not Part of Your Body
We are not obligated to provide coverage for luxury bones.
Dec 31, 2023
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Please Stop Crying Every Time You See a Clown
It's probably not even evil.
Dec 17, 2023
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