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February 2025

I’m a Realtor in 2028 and I’ve Got the Best Caves In Town
This one even has a skylight
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Bev Potter
12
‘Longlegs’ Proves Weird Doesn’t Equal Scary
Nicholas Cage lets his freak flag fly
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Bev Potter
14
What Your Tote Bag Says About You
Or as they say in France, “Le tote bag.”
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27
We’re Getting Rid of OSHA and We Don’t Expect Anybody to Complain About It
Because dead people without arms can't type.
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27
I Only Eat At Restaurants That Were Once Grist Mills On Picturesque Rivers
How can I wait to be seated without a historical wall plaque to read?
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Bev Potter
22

January 2025

I Got Shingles Even Though I’m Vaccinated
My experience proves that vaccines work.
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Why All the Hate for TikTok Creators?
Entertainment will never be considered a “real job” and that’s unfair
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5
Welcome to Mattress Universe
Not to be confused with any of the other 12 mattress stores on this block alone!
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13
A Visit With the Can of Sardines I Bought Because They’re Healthy
I’m going to put you over here with that box of chickpea pasta I bought in 2017
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Bev Potter
10
Man Intent on Killing Large Number of People Drives Around Striped Sticks
Police say, "It couldn't be done!"
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Bev Potter

December 2024

Common Vaccines Might Lower Your Risk of Alzheimer’s Disease
Yet another reason to get the jab, Karen
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8
The Truth Behind Popular Christmas Songs
This is what happens when you pay attention.
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3
Cooper, You Missed Your Orthodontist Appointment!
Pfister Orthodontics misses you — and your parents’ money!
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Bev Potter
3
Today’s Science is Tomorrow’s Snake Oil
I don’t know what to believe anymore
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Bev Potter
12
Firsthand Accounts of Drone Sightings on Nextdoor
“I didn’t even know drones could look exactly like airplanes.”
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Bev Potter
3
I’m Investing All of My Money in Companies That Make Iron Lungs
Which industries will go boom or bust in this new Age of Stupidity?
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Bev Potter
9
No, Luigi Mangione Didn’t Have ‘Political Motivations’
Ignoring the complexity of mental illness demeans us all
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Bev Potter
21
How to Use a Neti Pot Without Dying
It’s just a matter of overcoming your instinctive and completely legitimate fear of drowning
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7
To Save Money, We’ll Only Be Paying for the First Five Minutes of Your Anesthesia
This should really speed up surgeries
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Bev Potter
9
When Did “I Appreciate You” Replace a Simple “Thanks”?
Everybody just gets more annoying.
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28

November 2024

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