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I’ve Decided to Use an Hourglass to Tell Time

Please plan accordingly.

Apr 21 •

I Was a Prostitute on Facebook Marketplace

The dating site for hoarders.

Mar 31 •

Congratulations On Your Purchase of a Frigidaire Chest Freezer

Say hello to convenience and goodbye to your food!

Mar 24 •

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Almost Nobody Actually Uses Twitter And Other Things I Can't Wrap My Head Around

May 1, 2022 • Bev Potter

A Note To The Person Who Parked Right Next To Me In An Empty Parking Lot

Mar 17 • Bev Potter

You Want a Pucci Sundress, I Want A Human Dog Bed🐶Plus: Global Warming and Fun Airplane Facts

Dec 5, 2022 • Bev Potter

Oct 22, 2023 • Bev Potter

You’ll Never Eat Brunch In This Town Again

Aug 13, 2023 • Bev Potter

Let’s Bring Back The Nervous Breakdown

Mar 3 • Bev Potter

A Note To The Person Who Parked Right Next To Me In An Empty Parking Lot

Really, I’m flattered, but get away from me.

Mar 17 •

I Hate Being Sober

No, I don't "feel better than I've ever felt in my life."

Mar 10 •

Let’s Bring Back The Nervous Breakdown

I want to fall apart glamorously.

Mar 3 •

My Husband’s Mistress Sold Her Life Story to The Daily Mail

Let’s talk about that.

Feb 25 •

The One Where I Find Out I’m Adopted

File this under "Incredibly bad timing."

Feb 18 •

My Mom Died and I Found the First Humor Piece I Ever Wrote

See if you can pinpoint the exact moment it goes off the rails.

Feb 11 •

The Marketing Genius Behind Cat Litter Ads

Or how to ignore every disgusting thing you know about cats.

Jan 7 •

Bev Has All The Answers

Bev Has All The Answers

1st Place Winner online humor in the National Society of Newspaper Columnists 2023 Contest, Honorable Mention in the 2024 Erma Bombeck Writing Competition. Hankerin' to start a podcast.

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