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I actually had to do this when my parents moved to assisted living. Fortunately I found a small firm run be two local ladies who offered their services in clearing out a house. For 30% of the take they came in, priced everything, gave us a chance for a last look, and then had an estate sale. Whatever didn't sell was relocated to the garage, and they had it donate or hauled off. As for funerals, I plan to go on a Tuesday. That's our trash pickup day, and I think I'll fit into the bin. Then I can make my final journey accompanied by orange peels and coffee grounds.

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You're a braver woman than I. My mom's house sold last week. The buyers said that we could leave anything that we didn't want to take with us, so my sister and I plundered the house and left the rest. I'm waiting to read a headline someday "Rare ceramic thingamabob discovered in new homeowners' attic and sold for 100k!"

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I think the sentencing minimum for ā€œaiding and abetting a hoarderā€ is 5-7 years.

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The dating site for hoarders! Perfect tag line. It's a weird world out there.

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Ohio is the stuff of nightmares.

Also, I'm hoping to be composted. The planet desperately needs more trees.

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Ohio compresses all of the worst things about the Midwest into a smaller package. Yes, I would love to feed a tree.

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