They say they're as smart as a 57-year-old MIT professor.
I think you erred in calling him Squishy McSquishface, rather than something with a bit more gravitas, say, something like Octavius the Magnificent. I think that’s what made him embittered.
Embittered LOLOL You're right, he's was unmanned. Or unoctopused.
Hilarious!
Of all the octopi in the world, you get Cthulhu.
What are the odds.
I think you erred in calling him Squishy McSquishface, rather than something with a bit more gravitas, say, something like Octavius the Magnificent. I think that’s what made him embittered.
Embittered LOLOL You're right, he's was unmanned. Or unoctopused.
Hilarious!
Of all the octopi in the world, you get Cthulhu.
What are the odds.