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We’re Getting Rid of OSHA and We Don’t Expect Anybody to Complain About It
Because dead people without arms can't type.
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Why Can’t Men Stop Staring At Our Boobs?
They have the entire internet to stare at.
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The Next Generation Will Be a Bunch of Unwanted Kids With Rotten Teeth and Whooping Cough
Our children will pay for the consequences of our actions
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I’m the Person Driving a Tesla Cybertruck
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The Next Generation Will Be a Bunch of Unwanted Kids With Rotten Teeth and Whooping Cough
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Almost Nobody Actually Uses Twitter And Other Things I Can't Wrap My Head Around
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A Letter to My Daughter That She’ll Never Read Because It’s Not a Text
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A Note To The Person Who Parked Right Next To Me In An Empty Parking Lot
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I’m the Person Driving a Tesla Cybertruck
I didn’t just purchase a “truck”, I purchased an ugly chunk of automotive history that will be mocked for decades to come.
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A Letter to My Daughter That She’ll Never Read Because It’s Not a Text
Invaluable advice that slays, or slaps, or is fire, or...
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My Car Insurance Company Calls Me a “Mature Driver”
Joke's on them.
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The Internet Wants You to Be Unhappy
Why Mary Kate Cornett? Why anybody?
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My Septic System Decided to Stop Working in February
Single lady skills, activate
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I’m a Realtor in 2028 and I’ve Got the Best Caves In Town
This one even has a skylight
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‘Longlegs’ Proves Weird Doesn’t Equal Scary
Nicholas Cage lets his freak flag fly
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Bev Has All The Answers
Bev Has All The Answers
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