Nov 26, 2023·edited Nov 26, 2023Liked by Bev Potter
"You received 24 new alerts. You have 1,126 total unread alerts. Your identity has been found on the dark web 278 times in the last month and is being used by somebody named Ihor Yevgeny Solovyanchuk residing at 52 дугаар дунд сургууль. We’re pretty sure that’s not you."
Respond thusly: I can fix all this with one operation, Please bend over to receive my response with the aid of my steel toed shoe. Your welcome.
Banks make such heady assumptions, as if we should be waiting breathlessly for their next very important notification. If our country cared about collateral damage to citizens they would send some kind of notification bomb to the Ihor Yevgeny's hacker groupie.
"You received 24 new alerts. You have 1,126 total unread alerts. Your identity has been found on the dark web 278 times in the last month and is being used by somebody named Ihor Yevgeny Solovyanchuk residing at 52 дугаар дунд сургууль. We’re pretty sure that’s not you."
Respond thusly: I can fix all this with one operation, Please bend over to receive my response with the aid of my steel toed shoe. Your welcome.
Banks make such heady assumptions, as if we should be waiting breathlessly for their next very important notification. If our country cared about collateral damage to citizens they would send some kind of notification bomb to the Ihor Yevgeny's hacker groupie.
Oh, this was really a hoot!! Thanks for my first out-loud laugh of the day.
I'm so guilty of all of these things....
This is why I have been repeatedly advised that credit is not for me....